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Periwinkle - 23 April, 2004 Friday
If the sun were hollow, how many earths could fit inside?
I believe 1 million earths can fit inside the sun. As hot as the sun is I'm surprised the moon doesn't melt(because it is made of cheese...right?)
 
Bean - 30 March, 2004 Tuesday
Charlie...why do you take all the abuse from these people. Why don't you just go psycho on them? Start killing their cats and things.
Charlie? Killing their cats is not the answer...not unless you sell them to the local chinese food restaurant after you're done.
 
Angela Watson - 22 March, 2004 Monday
What do you do about unrequited love?
Angela, let it go free. If it comes back to you then it was meant to be.
 
ANGELA - 22 March, 2004 Monday
HOW CAN I BECOME A CHEESE WIZARD?
Angela, unfortunately there is only 1 Cheese Wizard...Me! But you can be one of my groupies if you like.
 
Blue-42 - 18 March, 2004 Thursday
If you are innocent until proven guilty why do they arrest you before they try you?
Because I think deep down they know you're innocent but just to make sure that you're not guilt they cuff you and throw you in the back of a police vehicle. Just a safety measure.
 
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